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Class 1AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
#general
10:34
Problem Child- #betrayal
iida you rat
gotta go fast!!- Midoriya?
Problem Child- im now under a WEEK of house arrest
AGAIN :(
gotta go fast!!- HA
Now who’s suffering in the dorms?
Problem Child- STOPP
@kirby!!
i require assistance
kirby!!- what’s up mido?
oh wait youre under house arrest
Problem Child- im gonna need the notes for all of this week next weekend :(
kirby!!- i gotchu!!
gotta go fast!!- Could I also look at the notes?
kirby!!- no you need to think about what you’ve done
gotta go fast!!- This is discrimination
Is it because I’m a sonic ripoff?
Problem Child- yeah dont even worry ill give you mi
IIDA WHATGAHHAJDKA
drama kween- No, babe, it’s because you’re an idiot
kirby!!- what she said
gotta go fast!!- :(
Problem Child- no bcuz why is iida serving rn
fear the cold- that could be because its currently 1 in the morning for the author
gotta go fast!!- What?
Tsuyu, did you sleep well?
fear the cold- i surely slept well but my mental being isnt well
IcyHot- i can relate on a spiritual level
kirby!!- i’m bored do you guys want to do something in the commons?
drama kween- I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR FOREVER
kirby!!- oh God (yaomomo)
i'm scared
drama kween- movie night? :3
IcyHot- movie night.
fear the cold- movie night
Problem Child- yeah why not
kirby!!- that’s tame
i'm in
drama kween- BETTTT
@everyone
MOVIE NIGHT TONIGHT WE NEED TO DISCUSS THE MOVIEEE
Problem Child- CAN WE DO A PRE-QUIRK ONE??
Dwayne Johnson- Midoriya, no offense, but nobody wants to watch your spiderguy movies, or whatever they’re called
Problem Child- its spider-MAN D:
THIS is why you’ll only ever be a Crimson Riot knockoff
Dwayne Johnson- f*ck you, I’ll gladly be a Crimson Riot knockoff
Problem Child- fanboy
Dwayne Johnson- ..
Midoriya
Midoriya “my first hero costume was based entirely around All Might” Izuku
Midoriya “my room is a walking All Might advertisem*nt” Izuku
barkugo- deku you mutter all might’s name in your sleep
drama kween- Back to the movie night, please?
But yeah, Midoriya, you are the biggest fanboy I’ve ever seen
Banquet of Darkness- Should we do a horror movie?
Stummy Achy- What about a romance movie for us who don’t like horror?
Banquet of Darkness- n o
spouji- why not romance? hmm tokoyami?
Banquet of Darkness- We need to feed the dark.
spouji- really? or are you just trying to hide the fact that you cry to romance movies on a weekly basis?
drama kween- OHHH
EXPOSED
Banquet of Darkness- No comment
We can do a light horror movie? One that isn’t too bad?
Dwayne Johnson- Yeah, I think a light horror movie would be good
Not romance though for sure
I’m not looking to cry tonight!
Problem Child- hear me out
Dwayne Johnson- No
drama kween- Light horror it is!!!!!!!
Problem Child- D:
Karate Kid- Hear me out though, the Conjuring
I was told the horror scenes are pretty minimal and it’s also a bit of a mystery
Banquet of Darkness- Sounds good to me
gotta go fast!!- I’ll be joining!
barkugo- when should we go down
drama kween- Probably after dinner
Does 8 sound good?
barkugo- yeah ig
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Class 1AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
#general
15:34
Aizawa Jr.- my baby :)
Aizawa Jr. attached (1) image
drama kween- Awwww
Local Electrician- SHES SO CUTE
*starts crying*
Problem Child- PSPSPSPPSPSPSP
KKKKITTTTTYYYY
John Cena- I would die for her already
barkugo- you guys are so dramatic
Problem Child- kacchan
you cannot be so serious right now
tell me you wouldnt die for her without lying
barkugo- shes cute
isnt she supposed to be in our dorms though
Aizawa Jr.- yeah she’s in mine
Problem Child- :0
Local Electrician- BETRAYAL
John Cena- I will be out for blood tonight if I don’t get to see her soon
Aizawa Jr.- but shes barely used to me so i dont want her to get scared by being near 20 different people
barkugo- idiots
all of you
Problem Child- youre the one who doesnt know anyone’s name
Dwayne Johnson- Wait what?
barkugo- shut up i will show them baby pictures
Problem Child- YOU WOULDNT
barkugo- I WOULD
Dwayne Johnson- Bakugou
What's my name?
barkugo- OH f*ckING HELL
LOOK WHAT YOU DID DEKU
Local Electrician- and whats my name
barkugo- its obviously dunce face and sh*tty hair
Dwayne Johnson- …
You could’ve asked for our names
barkugo- why would i do that in the middle of the year
drama kween- ALL THIS TIME I'VE BEEN RACCOON EYES BECAUSE HE DIDNT KNOW MY NAME?
Problem Child- translation: thats just awkward
barkugo- thats it
barkugo attached (1) image
Problem Child- ..
barkugo- I WOULD DO IT
Local Electrician- AWWWWW
drama kween- Mido??? Omg
Dwayne Johnson- Where’d the image go
Problem Child- if anybody saved it i will personally come to your front doorstep
Stummy Achy- thats being added to the class photos usb
Problem Child- EVERYDAY I WAKE UP AND HOPE YOU’RE DEAD
barkugo- i have more deku
Problem Child- FINE
ill shut up
for now :D
Aizawa Jr.- i left for literally 5 minutes
whats my name bakugou
barkugo- GO BACK TO YOUR STUPID CAT
John Cena- Screaming and crying rn
drama kween- ??
John Cena- Two weeks until finals
drama kween- NOOOOO
I’m failing
There is no hope for me
Local Electrician- same
Dwayne Johnson- Don’t be like that! I heard from some upperclassmen that we’ll be fighting robots and we’ve fought those so many times
It’ll be a breeze!
drama kween- No I don’t care about the physical finals
Dwayne Johnson- Oh
Well you got into UA so I think you’ll do fine in the exams
You guys need some confidence!
Problem Child- i dont know about robots for the physical
Local Electrician- oh?
Problem Child- it might be different every year
we fought robots in the ENTRANCE exam
do you really think he’ll throw what he knows we can beat at us
Dwayne Johnson- I don’t know man
I think the robots would be stronger?
Local Electrician- also what do you mean ‘he’
nedzu?
Nedzu- He would be me!
And I would like to speak with you in my office, Midoriya-kun!
Problem Child- oh
uh
sure Nedzu
right now?
Nedzu- Preferably now. :)
Local Electrician- goodluck midoriya
Banquet of Darkness- Now is my time to shine
Problem Child- we already heard your luck speech
Banquet of Darkness- D:
You don’t want to hear it again?
The light has taken you away
Problem Child- why am i always being wished luck yet always having bad luck
its like the universe hears my cries, rejects them, and gives me a slap in the face while the universe is at it
Lethargic Father Figure- NO
Local Electrician- dad what
Lethargic Father Figure- THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING
Midoriya, do not even think about accepting anything Nedzu offers you.
No matter how tempting it is.
Nedzu- :)
Local Electrician- thats not terrifying
Dwayne Johnson- I’m now very worried for Midoriya
barkugo- he’ll be fine
it’s not like the nerd’s gonna go missing
Local Electrician- DONT JINX IT
Nedzu- Guess who said yes, Aizawa-kun?
Lethargic Father Figure- PROBLEM CHILD THIS IS WHY YOU LISTEN WHEN I TELL YOU TO STOP
Problem Child- i see no issue!
Lethargic Father Figure- Prepare the bunker we need to take cover
Nedzu- :)
Yaomomo- What did I walk into?
Problem Child- close your eyes and turn around
nothing is happening :)
Local Electrician- anyways
YAOMOMOOOOOOO
CAN YOU HELP US???
Yaomomo- What is it?
drama kween- We’re scared that we’ll fail the final exam
Yaomomo- I think you two will do fine!
I can organize a class study group if you all want it
Local Electrician- YES
PLEASE
Yaomomo- Okay! I’ll ask everyone
@everyone
Finals are coming up in two weeks!
gotta go fast!!- A study group?
Personal Baker- What’s this about?
gotta go fast!!- That’ll be very beneficial to everyone
I’m in
Dwayne Johnson- I might join every once in a while
John Cena- I’m definitely in
barkugo- whatever time i can spend away from you all i’ll take
im not joining
Problem Child- i’ll join!!
kirby!!- i need it so i’ll study with you all too
fear the cold- i’ll join too
Yaomomo- Okay! Everyone who wants to come to the study group react to this message
{17 reactions}
Everyone except Bakugou and Aoyama?
Stummy Achy- yeah i think i’m okay
Yaomomo- Does everyday after dinner work?
spouji- I think we’ll make it work
earphone jackass- after dinner is actually perfect
barkugo- okay good that i said no im OUT after dinner
Problem Child- what? you need your beauty sleep?
barkugo- stop attacking me damn
Problem Child- not until it’s enough to make up for middle school
barkugo- .. yeah okay fair
IcyHot- ?
What happened in middle school?
Local Electrician- JIROUUUUUUU
you’re never active in this chat anymore :(
we miss you
earphone jackass- you act like you dont see me every single day for hours at a time
Yaomomo- Good to see you online, Jirou!
earphone jackass- sjskjshdjai thanks :)
Local Electrician- gay
earphone jackass- no youre just annoying
Local Electrician- meanie
IcyHot- what happened in middle school?
Problem Child- i’m already so bored of the weekend
drama kween- I’m sorry Todoroki I don’t think your question will ever be answered 😔
barkugo- go rob an all might merch store or something deku
Problem Child- you PROMISED
barkugo- and you promised not to show anybody my hair at best jeanist’s agency
Problem Child- okay well you can go suck that brick you thought was a cherry popsicle again
Dwayne Johnson- BAKUGOU???
drama kween- The beef is crazy today
barkugo- ain't my fault deku’s salty
Problem Child- .. YES IT IS
IcyHot- you stole from an all might merch store?
Problem Child- whaaat
whered you ever hear that?
IcyHot- from the same guy who apparently did something in middle school
Problem Child- kacchan if we don’t shut up soon
barkugo- that’s all you 🤷♂️
Local Electrician- dang are we not high enough friendship level to unlock the lore
barkugo- you wish dunce face
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#general
16:56
Personal Baker- Since I’m cooking today does anybody want to go to the store with me?
barkugo- ill go so you don't pick out the bad ingredients
Local Electrician- did kacchan make a frienddddd
barkugo- ill fight you like i fought pink cheeks
dont push it
Personal Baker- Okay! I’m ready to go when you are
barkugo- aight
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#emergencies
17:34
Personal Baker- @everyone
Huge group of villains at local grocery store
Theres about 15 of them trying to rob the place
Lethargic Father Figure- On my way.
Nedzu- I sent Midnight over! Please stall for a few more minutes
No students should be going over there right now! :)
Problem Child- aw
kirby!!- thank you sato and bakugo for being responsible unlike some people
AHEM iida and midoriya AHEM
Problem Child- what did i do???
kirby!!- literally just be yourself
also you called for todoroki instead of the MANYY pro heroes that you couldve called in hosu
Problem Child- i guess
gotta go fast!!- This is literally targeting
kirby!!- shouldn’t have fought stain by yourself 🤷♀️
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drama kween- Is everyone okay?
It’s been 15 minutes and that store’s 3 minutes away
Personal Baker- The villains are being detained right now
I have a few bruises but that’s okay
If anything Bakugou is worse off
Problem Child- what happened to kacchan
barkugo- i have a first degree burn on my arm
weak ass villains
Personal Baker- Midnight got most of the villains when she arrived except for one who stopped inhaling
drama kween- This is why Kayama sensei is so cool
Lethargic Father Figure- Emergency solved, please stop texting here now
drama kween- Sir yes sir
